My Greatest Love

So for a while now my boyfriend has been begging me to write a blog about the person i love the most :D and the time to write that blog is now.

Ryan Murphy (The Creator of Glee) I love you

:D phew glad i got that off my chest and now it is time to deal with all those glee haters out there. If you hate Glee then in the words of Sue Sylvester

SHUT UP!

There are people starving in Africa right now and i can't do anything about it. What I can do is watch glee so imma do that and you can hate somewhere else thanks.

There were some amazing moments in Season 2's grand opening.

It was incredibly sad when coach Beiste cried

And it was TOTALLY AWESOME when Quinn and Santana had a bitch fight.

Sometimes I think i care what people think.

And then i remember that Glee shits all over what some people think.

Watch it MotherLicker

Mitchy's favourite quotes

So here are three quotes which i remind myself nearly daily and it keeps me happy.

Hakuna Matata

Fake it til you make it

annd my favourite

It's better to be a first rate version of yourself then a second rate version of someone else

Basically Hakuna Matata is there because when ever anything bad happens i'm always hell devo and then i think to myself "Mitchell what can you do about it" If the answer is something then i go and do whatever i need to do to fix the problem but if the answer is nothing then i go Hakuna Matata and try to move on.

Obviously life doesn't work like that and this is where quote number 2 comes in. When i'm depressed you act happy not just on the outside but in your head too. Loads of people all act like their trying to be happy but on the inside there letting themselves just dwell on negative emotions. When i find myself thinking that everything sucks I go "NO you are happy, you are awesome and you are a complete stud" :D and even though you won't actually believe what you're saying to yourself you fake it until you make it and eventually you actually do feel what you're telling yourself.

Quote number 3 is kinda self explanatory :D

p.s. sorry this post wasn't funny I'm gonna go google a joke now and post it here

JOKE TIME: "On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

My friend Chanel

Dear Followers... all 6 of you

Yes the rumours are true I do have a friend

Her name is Chanel (hence the title) and i am not good enough for her
<--- haha this is Chanelope

I know she must be crazy but she wants more followers then just I

She says shiz like this

"Brace yourself bloggers, its about to get raw like sushi, so haters to the left!"

but mainly she has a lot of photos but she actually has good stories so it's hard to quote a bit but here's some photos


<--This is mainly a personal joke but whatever

Heres another quote

"But no, people [she's talking about famous sexy people] have to ruin it by marring amazingly attractive women and kill any stupidly far-fetched dreams that their fans have for them!

Not cool sexy people, not cool!"

anyway her blog is funny annnnd thoughtful so go check it out here's the link bitches... *awkward turtle*
i didn't mean to say that but i feel like sometimes I'm not homo enough so i have to step it up anyway here's the link... bitches

www.ifitsblue.blogspot.com

Swear Words and Pictures

So after my hundreds/a couple of blog post i've discovered the secret to success.

Wanna hear it?

Well you can't answer me because you're not here right now but i'm guessing you'd say yes. Anyway the secret is...

SWEAR WORDS AND PICTURES!!!!

I may have given it away in the title but it's true and i will show you an example.

Grab a seemingly normal photo say a mushroom
<-- These are mushrooms for all those carnivores out there


Then grab a handful of swear words and crude references

Then mix the two together in a wonderful combination eg.

WHAT THE FUCK MUSHROOMS!!!. You are not a food. If i wanted to sprinkle fungi all over my dinner I would have Gotten me some mouldy vagina filled with thrush.

And I know what you're thinking isn't that yeasty rather then mouldy or fungusy. and you know what i say to that?

FUCK YOU MR MUSHROOM

I'd rather eat shit then eat a close relative of the foot fungus Tinea.

P.S. You've got one hell of a muffin top going on there you Wanker

My Slightly Foolish Brother

Sooo i want you all to take a look at these 2 picturesFig a.Fig b.

In figure a. we see an ear and in figure b. we see some wind up crayons.

Now most of us would look at this combination and say "Silly wind ups you won't like my tympanic membrane, you should probably stay away"

Even in this game, the sims urbz, where you got to mix different ingredients together and hope it would make something edible, Even in this game you didn't have a chance to mix these 2 things together because most people realise it's not that smart.

And then there's my brother

Don't get me wrong i love him but by around year 7 you should have realised that those 2 don't go together. and according to him he does and did know that.

After complaining about a sore ear for a while he was taken to the doctor and they found a part of a wind up in his ear. They tried to get it out many times and couldn't so he had to go to hospital.

He was asked several times why he did it and lo and behold he didn't do it. when asked who did if he didn't. welll he doesn't remember. That's right Connor. there are soooo many ninjas going around secretly stabbing people in the ear with wind ups so they have to go to hospital and have ear surgery. It's a conspiracy by ear doctors who aren't getting enough business... :/

But with a doctor and a hospital visit and conclusive proof of wind up in ear syndrome Connor still denies he did it so yeahhh i call shenanigans

At least he's consistent

My 18th WOOOOOOT :D

Soooo on friday the 27th of August it was my birthday I am now 18 Hooray :D

I was planning on writing bulk stuff about how crazy the night was but to be honest i can't remember all of it.

I do remember that they didn't let me into the deen because i was too awesome for them... at least that's what i think they said.

I also remember that my biff Nicole (see photo) brought her friend Jodie who wasn't allowed into the court so i didn't get to hang out with her until the next night.

THE NEXT NIGHT
was even more fun. i know what you're thinking "How could that be?" but it's true it happened. My uni best friend came this night and she brought all her friends who also have blogs btw so go check them out. One of them is an asian sensation or so i've heard.

My memories from this night including telling Nicole to wear Knickers

then reminding her

then reminding her again

and then probably one more reminder.

Despite all this somehow she forgot to wear knickers and we were subsequently kicked out of the court after one too many vagina exposures.

But it's okay because in the morning i was like ARGHHH why do i have all these cuts n my hands?!?!? *Flashback* new memory coming through.

I smashed someones glass and picked it all off the floor rather carelessly but thanks the court for giving me a medal. jokes i got no medal i gave them the glass and they were like noo go away and i went back towards the dancefloor and they were like what are you doing come back and this happened like 5 times and i was like ARGHHH YOU MAKE NO SENSE.

I got hit on by 2 men who were definitely over 40 hooray

I had my first drunk kebab. It was awesome

Oh and in my drunken stupor i realised that whoever invented Perth was clearly a perv i mean seriously WOOD-bridge WANG-ara, COCK-burn? you didn't make it half obvious or anything

and thats about all i remember but thanks everyone it was soo much fun and i cannot wait to do it again whenever :D cyas

Serious Post

I was going to write a happy blog post but seeing as i kind of want this blog to be about my life seeing as the saddest thing possible happened the other day i feel it deserves a blog.

On the 19/8/2010 my friend Andrew Crawford died in a car accident.

The only other person in my life who has ever died is my gran and she was like 1084 years old and we knew it was coming. Nothing prepares you for how suddenly a life can disappear. We all saw Andrew the day before he died and the memory is as clear as crystal in my brain. We were at the crew meeting and him and his girlfriend Jessie were sitting with each other flirting like they always did. Sitting in their booth like they always did. Loving each other like they always did.

The next day i got a phone call from my boyfriend. he was crying and he told me that Andrew had died. I didn't believe him i was like no he was healthy and fine just yesterday he can't be dead. But when you die in an accident like this there's no warning no signs it just happens for no reason and it's so unfair. You feel like shouting at god what did i do wrong?! why couldn't i have done something to stop this? Please just let me go back and stop it happening.

I was at the galleria with my friend Nicole sitting in the car. I asked her if i could borrow her phone and go on facebook. i went on his profile and there were all these comments all ending in R.I.P. all of a sudden i started crying but like a confused crying i still couldn't wrap my head around it i was shaking and crying and then all of a sudden i was like this is okay this isn't real. I went to my friends house that night and got drunk.

I woke up at 4am to start work at 5am and there was leftover alcohol so i drank it. Yes i could possibly be an alcoholic and yes i rocked up to work drunk but i couldn't go in to work and still be okay. I was fine all morning but slowly i got sadder and sadder all of a sudden i was sober and looking at the ceiling holding back tears. My friend Sam walked in and all of a sudden i started shaking again i ran to the change room feel to the floor and grabbed my self. I lay there in the foetal position sobbing My managers came in and told me that it was okay, that everyone had gone through what i was going through the day before. i sat there for what felt like forever. I got up and my manager gave me a hug and i nearly collapsed. The rest of my shift was the worst time of my life everytime i looked at someone i felt the tears coming everything reminded me of him.

I called my mum on my break and started crying again. She then did the best thing ever. She drove down to my work gave me a hug and told me she loved me and left it was the best thing.
Since then i haven't cried but i feel this heaviness inside me. Andee was just under a year younger then me. We had seen Avatar together. At maccas we made this family thing where me and this girl courtney lewis pretended to get married and Andee was my brother or brother in law i can't remember. He had been telling me a few days earlier about how he got his logbooks first go and i had a sad at him coz i've failed 5 times so far but i still congratulated him

He was always smiling. He was always laughing and he was always making everyone else smile and laugh. I looked around at work the other day trying to find him coz i had made a coffee and the pattern on top made it look like there was 1 giant sperm on top and I knew that Andee was as immature as me and would laugh at it with me but he wasn't there.

Whenever i think of you i know i'll be reminded of one of the happiest most carefree guys i know. You'll never be forgotten. You'll never be replaced. You'll never look down and feel lost because there will always be someone thinking of you. Andrew Crawford you were an amazing person R.I.P.