Swear Words and Pictures

So after my hundreds/a couple of blog post i've discovered the secret to success.

Wanna hear it?

Well you can't answer me because you're not here right now but i'm guessing you'd say yes. Anyway the secret is...

SWEAR WORDS AND PICTURES!!!!

I may have given it away in the title but it's true and i will show you an example.

Grab a seemingly normal photo say a mushroom
<-- These are mushrooms for all those carnivores out there


Then grab a handful of swear words and crude references

Then mix the two together in a wonderful combination eg.

WHAT THE FUCK MUSHROOMS!!!. You are not a food. If i wanted to sprinkle fungi all over my dinner I would have Gotten me some mouldy vagina filled with thrush.

And I know what you're thinking isn't that yeasty rather then mouldy or fungusy. and you know what i say to that?

FUCK YOU MR MUSHROOM

I'd rather eat shit then eat a close relative of the foot fungus Tinea.

P.S. You've got one hell of a muffin top going on there you Wanker