Hakuna MatataFake it til you make it
annd my favourite
It's better to be a first rate version of yourself then a second rate version of someone else
Basically Hakuna Matata is there because when ever anything bad happens i'm always hell devo and then i think to myself "Mitchell what can you do about it" If the answer is something then i go and do whatever i need to do to fix the problem but if the answer is nothing then i go Hakuna Matata and try to move on.
Obviously life doesn't work like that and this is where quote number 2 comes in. When i'm depressed you act happy not just on the outside but in your head too. Loads of people all act like their trying to be happy but on the inside there letting themselves just dwell on negative emotions. When i find myself thinking that everything sucks I go "NO you are happy, you are awesome and you are a complete stud" :D and even though you won't actually believe what you're saying to yourself you fake it until you make it and eventually you actually do feel what you're telling yourself.
Quote number 3 is kinda self explanatory :D
p.s. sorry this post wasn't funny I'm gonna go google a joke now and post it here
JOKE TIME: "On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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