Cappuccinos, Muggaccinos and everything in between

So here is how a conversation went down the other day when i was working in McCafe

(While reading the lady parts put on a snobby old lady accent in your head)

Lady: Hi can i please get a muggacino?

Me: ummm yep

*looks on screen and can't find anything like that*

Me: Sorry what did you want?

Lady *sigh* A muggacino

Me: A macchiato?

Lady: No *looks at me like i'm stupid* a muggacino

Me: Sorry what is that?

Her Husband: It's a cappucino in a mug

Lady: Why? What do you call them?

Me: Oh just a cappuccino dine in or a cappucino in a mug

Lady: That is soo weird i think you guys are the only place that does that

Me: uhh... yeah


Okaaaay now i'm sorry but since when did we start giving food and beverages different names based on what crockery they're served in?

I can see where she's coming from though i mean wouldn't it just be the darndest thing if we called spaghetti on a plate and spaghetti in a bowl the same thing? The world would fall into chaos and we'd be running around like people who run fast

( i didn't want to say like headless chooks coz i'm pretty sure only old people talk like that)

And one more thing if a Muggacino is just a cappuccino from a mug then WHAT THE HELL does she think a babycino is?

My Greatest Love

So for a while now my boyfriend has been begging me to write a blog about the person i love the most :D and the time to write that blog is now.

Ryan Murphy (The Creator of Glee) I love you

:D phew glad i got that off my chest and now it is time to deal with all those glee haters out there. If you hate Glee then in the words of Sue Sylvester

SHUT UP!

There are people starving in Africa right now and i can't do anything about it. What I can do is watch glee so imma do that and you can hate somewhere else thanks.

There were some amazing moments in Season 2's grand opening.

It was incredibly sad when coach Beiste cried

And it was TOTALLY AWESOME when Quinn and Santana had a bitch fight.

Sometimes I think i care what people think.

And then i remember that Glee shits all over what some people think.

Watch it MotherLicker

Mitchy's favourite quotes

So here are three quotes which i remind myself nearly daily and it keeps me happy.

Hakuna Matata

Fake it til you make it

annd my favourite

It's better to be a first rate version of yourself then a second rate version of someone else

Basically Hakuna Matata is there because when ever anything bad happens i'm always hell devo and then i think to myself "Mitchell what can you do about it" If the answer is something then i go and do whatever i need to do to fix the problem but if the answer is nothing then i go Hakuna Matata and try to move on.

Obviously life doesn't work like that and this is where quote number 2 comes in. When i'm depressed you act happy not just on the outside but in your head too. Loads of people all act like their trying to be happy but on the inside there letting themselves just dwell on negative emotions. When i find myself thinking that everything sucks I go "NO you are happy, you are awesome and you are a complete stud" :D and even though you won't actually believe what you're saying to yourself you fake it until you make it and eventually you actually do feel what you're telling yourself.

Quote number 3 is kinda self explanatory :D

p.s. sorry this post wasn't funny I'm gonna go google a joke now and post it here

JOKE TIME: "On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

My friend Chanel

Dear Followers... all 6 of you

Yes the rumours are true I do have a friend

Her name is Chanel (hence the title) and i am not good enough for her
<--- haha this is Chanelope

I know she must be crazy but she wants more followers then just I

She says shiz like this

"Brace yourself bloggers, its about to get raw like sushi, so haters to the left!"

but mainly she has a lot of photos but she actually has good stories so it's hard to quote a bit but here's some photos


<--This is mainly a personal joke but whatever

Heres another quote

"But no, people [she's talking about famous sexy people] have to ruin it by marring amazingly attractive women and kill any stupidly far-fetched dreams that their fans have for them!

Not cool sexy people, not cool!"

anyway her blog is funny annnnd thoughtful so go check it out here's the link bitches... *awkward turtle*
i didn't mean to say that but i feel like sometimes I'm not homo enough so i have to step it up anyway here's the link... bitches

www.ifitsblue.blogspot.com

Swear Words and Pictures

So after my hundreds/a couple of blog post i've discovered the secret to success.

Wanna hear it?

Well you can't answer me because you're not here right now but i'm guessing you'd say yes. Anyway the secret is...

SWEAR WORDS AND PICTURES!!!!

I may have given it away in the title but it's true and i will show you an example.

Grab a seemingly normal photo say a mushroom
<-- These are mushrooms for all those carnivores out there


Then grab a handful of swear words and crude references

Then mix the two together in a wonderful combination eg.

WHAT THE FUCK MUSHROOMS!!!. You are not a food. If i wanted to sprinkle fungi all over my dinner I would have Gotten me some mouldy vagina filled with thrush.

And I know what you're thinking isn't that yeasty rather then mouldy or fungusy. and you know what i say to that?

FUCK YOU MR MUSHROOM

I'd rather eat shit then eat a close relative of the foot fungus Tinea.

P.S. You've got one hell of a muffin top going on there you Wanker

My Slightly Foolish Brother

Sooo i want you all to take a look at these 2 picturesFig a.Fig b.

In figure a. we see an ear and in figure b. we see some wind up crayons.

Now most of us would look at this combination and say "Silly wind ups you won't like my tympanic membrane, you should probably stay away"

Even in this game, the sims urbz, where you got to mix different ingredients together and hope it would make something edible, Even in this game you didn't have a chance to mix these 2 things together because most people realise it's not that smart.

And then there's my brother

Don't get me wrong i love him but by around year 7 you should have realised that those 2 don't go together. and according to him he does and did know that.

After complaining about a sore ear for a while he was taken to the doctor and they found a part of a wind up in his ear. They tried to get it out many times and couldn't so he had to go to hospital.

He was asked several times why he did it and lo and behold he didn't do it. when asked who did if he didn't. welll he doesn't remember. That's right Connor. there are soooo many ninjas going around secretly stabbing people in the ear with wind ups so they have to go to hospital and have ear surgery. It's a conspiracy by ear doctors who aren't getting enough business... :/

But with a doctor and a hospital visit and conclusive proof of wind up in ear syndrome Connor still denies he did it so yeahhh i call shenanigans

At least he's consistent