My Kids :D

Okay so this isn't about my real kids as i'm only 17 but here are my plans for their names :D I've always wanted to give them all exotic names and originally I planned on having like 50 kids and calling them all names like :

• Jergen (Yer gen) (g as in the guh sound :D)
• Enrique
• Vlad
• Helga
• Gertrude
• etc..

But then I realized there was no way I was spending that much money on all those kids so II decided I was only gonna have one kid called God so when he grew up to work at an airport everyone would hear over the PA

"We need god on the landing strip"

And everybody would freak out or God could be the captain and he could freak people out by saying

"You're all in gods hands now" :D

Even when he's a kid I'd run away and hide from him so he'd get lost and be brought to the lost and found and everybody would hear

"We've found God i aisle 3 would anyone like to collect him?"

But finally I've decided I'm gonna get boy and girl twins and call them Mitch and Elle after their old man :D