My First Post. how exciting :D

So I think it's only right that my first post should be on the topic which inspired me to write a blog. I was posting a status and it went way over the limit and it was in comments as well so people were like come on Mitch write a blog instead and lo and behold here I am today. And here's the story:

Soo i was walking home from work and I thought i could hear rapists following me so i was like stressing out and they kept turning the same way as me but I didn't look at them because I thought they'd almost definitely rape me if i looked at them anyway I took my phone out and began dialing 000 just in case so all i had to do was press the green call button and I'd be saved.

Eventually I got to the main street before mine and this random girl just came up from behind and jumped on me. I was like wtf? and then she said "heyyy so my friend thinks your hot but she's just too scared" and I was like "OMG GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE" :D Best ego boost ever!!! Any way I asked them what their names were and then they told me they'd been following me for a while which creeped me out more then anything which put a bit of a dampener on the whole ego boost thing.

Finally we got to my street and there was an awkward silence until i was like well that's my street I guess you guys can stop following me now. :D It was the best feeling until later on when i was bragging and nobody agreed with the girls that were following me but they did all agree i was a pussy who almost called the cops on a couple of 14 year old girls :/