So the other day at work my friend had her period and if that's not inspiration for a limerick then I don't what is. Anyway it's a bit crude but here it is
There once was a girl, Jaime-Lee
From her vagina sprung forth the red sea
Her tampon fell out
And Mitch waved about
But he drowned and now dead is he.
Then my friend felt like I was picking on her so I had to make another one to show her that she shouldn't worry because I pick on everyone. :D
There once was a girl named Leah
Who frequently had diarrhea
No-one loved her at all
'til she mated with Paul
But now she has gonorrhea
What do you reckon? Do I have a future as a poet :D
p.s. the picture is of maccas coz thats where i work :D
