Top 5 things that people think are funny in drive Thru. but they're not

5. Asking for the order takers number

My response to you is no. There's not much else I can say really. Besides the fact the you look so stoned you could be a prostitute from jesus time or you look so fat that you probs can't get out of your car so take your cheeseburger and go. Just go

4. Asking for a large coke but making it sound like you want a large cock

Oh hardy ha ha that was a good one :/ that's not witty, that's not smart you might as well run around the city shouting PENIS PENIS PENIS.... actually that would be funny you should definitely go do that

3. "Would you like any sugar?" "No thanks i'm sweet enough"

chortle chortle... not. and your not sweet enough. If you were sweet you'd leave me alone and make your way down to the closest euthanasia clinic. harsh but stop making these stupid jokes

2. "You sound different through the speaker haha" "yeah it's someone else..."

this happens. Sometimes a girl will take the orders but then a guy will take the money or vice versa and customers like to make little jokes about. What do you want me to say. Yep technology is amazing these days you can get a sex change IN 15 F*****G SECONDS. GARGHRGRH GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

1. When you add mc- to the start of EVERYTHING YOU SAYYYYY!

Mc-Hi can i mc-get a Mc-cheeseburger with mc-extra Mc-ketchup for my mc-mother f*****g fat arse. SHUT UP you're not funny i get it ! I do! you're at maccas. I work here i think i'm aware of my surroundings slutface mcgee *exasperated look*

p.s. Originally this was 10 things but only 5 were supposedly jokes and the other 5 were just things that pissed me off to be honest.