Ke$ha is a feminist

So i think Ke$ha is a feminist. If guys are allowed to sing about gettin bitches and slappin' ho's then Ke$ha is just doing the same for women.

For those who haven't heard the animal album then let me run you through it.

1. Your love is my drug = So i've done like crack and heroin and shiz and i've gotta say that your love is almost exactly the same as those hardcore drugs i do.

and by love i mean sexual intercourse.

Your facial hair makes me wet

2. TiK ToK = Clocks make noises. P.s. we should totes go to a party and get drunk and not have sex (unless you look like Mick Jagger)

3. Take it Off = Take your clothes and have sex with me. Everybody please as i'd like to engage in a massive orgy

4. Kiss 'n' Tell = Don't have sex and tell people about it that's disgusting. Seriously why don't you just go ahead and write a whole album about having sex with people i'm glad i would never do that... oh wait

5. Stephen = mmm stephen just coz i slept with everyone except... well no everyone but i don't understand why you won't call me

6. Blah Blah Blah = Why are you still talking and trying to get to know me i just want sex... and to give you a blowjob. fo cereal

7. Hungover = Pretty self explanatory not gonna lie

8. Party at a rich dudes house = Where can we have sex... Got it let's go to some rich dudes house and shack up. get it SHACK up in a MANSION. Ironic i think

9. Backstabber = What's this stabwound in my back oh it's from you i can't believe you slept with my boyfriend. I mean sure he was your boyfriend first and technically he still is your boyfriend but seriously your such a backstabber

10. Blind = I listened to about 3 seconds of this before i got bored but imma take a guess and say that this song is about some guy jizzing in her eye so hard she goes blind

11. Dinosaur = Okay so i do have standards. if you have a colostomy bag i'm probably not gonna have sex with you. Unless your rich

12. Dancing with tears in my eyes = Just a really deep and meaningful song. Could be the next big church hymn

13. Boots and boys = I have a foot fetish and well there's something about boys i like. oh i know it's their penises

14. Animal = um yeah dunno what to say. Bit of an anti-climax soz

I actually love Ke$ha and thats not even a lie i like the fact that she's honest about being a trashy ho bag. And her music is super catchy. like an STD

Top 5 things that people think are funny in drive Thru. but they're not

5. Asking for the order takers number

My response to you is no. There's not much else I can say really. Besides the fact the you look so stoned you could be a prostitute from jesus time or you look so fat that you probs can't get out of your car so take your cheeseburger and go. Just go

4. Asking for a large coke but making it sound like you want a large cock

Oh hardy ha ha that was a good one :/ that's not witty, that's not smart you might as well run around the city shouting PENIS PENIS PENIS.... actually that would be funny you should definitely go do that

3. "Would you like any sugar?" "No thanks i'm sweet enough"

chortle chortle... not. and your not sweet enough. If you were sweet you'd leave me alone and make your way down to the closest euthanasia clinic. harsh but stop making these stupid jokes

2. "You sound different through the speaker haha" "yeah it's someone else..."

this happens. Sometimes a girl will take the orders but then a guy will take the money or vice versa and customers like to make little jokes about. What do you want me to say. Yep technology is amazing these days you can get a sex change IN 15 F*****G SECONDS. GARGHRGRH GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

1. When you add mc- to the start of EVERYTHING YOU SAYYYYY!

Mc-Hi can i mc-get a Mc-cheeseburger with mc-extra Mc-ketchup for my mc-mother f*****g fat arse. SHUT UP you're not funny i get it ! I do! you're at maccas. I work here i think i'm aware of my surroundings slutface mcgee *exasperated look*

p.s. Originally this was 10 things but only 5 were supposedly jokes and the other 5 were just things that pissed me off to be honest.